Enjoy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Computer Professor: Which are the 2 latest versions of JAVA? Think... think... think... Santa Singh: MARJAVA & MITJAVA Commerce professor asks the student: What is the most important source of finance for starting business? Banta Singh: "Father in law". Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai!!!!! Teacher: What should be in a book to make it a bestseller? Santa's son Pappu: A girl on the cover and no cover on the girl. Santa & his wife buy hot coffee in a coffee shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says, Hot coffee is $5.00 and cold coffee is $10.00. Banta was driving down the highway past a sign that said, "Clean Toilets 8 Kms." By the time he drove eight kms he had cleaned 14 toilets!!!! There was a short note written on poster of adult movie. "Under 18 are not allowed." Santa saw this msg, and he brought 17 people with him to watch the movie!!! Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!